Last weekend I was out shopping with my wife and son. The Wegmans supermarket in Williamsville has daddy changing stations in the men's room, which is great because I can give the Mrs. a break by changing a diaper while we're out. So I took my son in to change him. Typical diaper, big ka-ka and all that. While I was changing him I noticed this old man walk in behind us and go over to do his business. I saw him walking back behind me a minute or two later. As he walked behind me I hear said, very quietly, "May I be next, sir?"
The guy just kept walking and left the bathroom.
Sick old man.